What I have been up to While Not Posting

- drinking my liver into oblivion
- eating a lot of spicy food
- shitting my brains out
- eating more spicy food
- hanging out with various people who inspire me to drink myself into oblivion
- going to a second (and final) ping pong show...never again
- getting harassed by Kathoey (ladyboys) - "herrroo where yu com from?"
- meeting girls whom I cannot discern if they are prostitutes, con artists, or even girls
- going to traditional Thai clubs where hot asian girl dancers down whiskey like 300lb hicks from Kentucky...but on a stage in a sexy outfit
- working a lot
- making fun of random Thai people
- watching a Thai boxing match - sick
- pretending to understand what Thai girls are saying to me when in a club with the music at unnaturally high asian-levels
- pretending to understand what Thai girls are saying to me when in a normal quiet setting...all I hear is "Ca Ca Ca I'm a crow"
- getting stared at by all of the asian girl-, gay guy-, and lady boy-workers at the massively overstaffed mall department stores
- making fun of said workers when they say they want me to look at something and I say random things like "chicken wing?" just to confuse them
- buying 2 custom suits, 6 shirts, and 4 ties for very cheap - baller
- planning a trip to Vietnam and Cambodia
- drinking
- eating bomb ass street food for less than a dollar a dish
- saluting the security guard who snaps to attention every time I walk outside of my serviced apartment building
- going to an ultra hip club called "bed superclub" that has models night on wednesdays
- eating hot fried chicken wings from MACdonalds (with spicy Thai sauce on the side)
- listening to the same old fucking music because I have not had the energy to look for new stuff recently
- meeting with government officials and Thai executives
- harassing poor taxi drivers when blacked out
- getting ripped off by asshole taxi drivers who charge me the "farang price" ie triple the normal price
- drinking