Vacation Plans

Once a year from mid-December until mid-January I get time off from my job (unpaid). Thanks shitty fake scam company! It's like I get spring break again but I'm grown up and I have money (for now). So for anyone who is interested, these are my plans.

December 20 - I fly into DC very late at night. I am most likely going to go straight to the bar and get drunk (if I'm not dead from my flight), hopefully with lots of people I want to see. I will be home from December 20 - January 1. If you are around let me know somehow. I won't have a phone so email or facebook would be a good way.

January 1st I leave again and return to Asia for some traveling before another "summit" in Boracay, Philippines.

My rough itinerary for January is:

Jan 1 - fly from DC to Seoul, Korea
Jan 6 - Seoul, Korea to Shanghai, China
Jan 9 - Shanghai, China to Hong Kong...hong kong?
Jan 12 - Hong Kong to Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia
Jan 16 - Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia to Manila, Philippines

I'm hanging out with my buddy who is teaching English in Korea first, then meeting up with my two good friends in the company from Shanghai on so it should be a mildly entertaining trip.

The "company" "summit" (I put both in quotes intentionally) will involve me and all of my coworkers aged 22 - 28 getting fucked up every night in paradise. A lot of these employees are Filipinos (or Flips/Filos as I affectionately and racistly call them) who are "high society" there. They all have more money and servants than God and they only hang out with models and coke dealers so it should be fun.

Actually I think it's a fact that every girl in high society Philippines is or was a model...looks don't really count. In fact, the girl I'm working with next project in Austria is one of these Filo models.

After a week in paradise I leave for cold ass boring ass Vienna for four months where I will try not to get imprisoned, raped, and impregnated against my will.