Now I'm going to Singapore

Also known as "Disneyland with the death penalty" or the "world's only shopping mall with a seat in the United Nations" as I've read on wikitravel...and I believe everything I read there.

Not having been there, I would venture to say that Singapore is actually more strict than Disney Land since they allow chewing gum at the latter. Not to worry as I will expertly hide my gum on the roof of my mouth as I've done since Ms. Denicola's 1st grade class on up to my most recent meeting with the CEO of the External Trade Development Arm of Malaysia today.

Anyway, I'm pretty pumped to finally go there since I had a friend living there when I was in BKK and never got around to visiting. I expect to hear a lot of annoying "Singlish" that sounds very much like English spoken in KL with random grunts and "lahs" added to words that need no additions. I also expect to pay $40 Sing dollars for every meal...on second thought maybe I'm not that pumped...

So...Singapore. Here I come.