It should be an interesting trip. I'm meeting up with a friend of a friend/another guy from my company and we are going to explore the literal and figurative Cuci Tunnels of Vietnam...see what I did there? Niooo.
We actually just figured out that we need visas today. Who would have thought that you need a visa to enter Nam? Can't they just get over the war already? I had to pay $100 to get some fast issued visa online from some shady company. I'm still not 100% sure my identity has not been stolen or that I'm not being sold into the Saigon sex trade. If I'm not back in a few weeks someone come looking for me around the Laos or Cambodia border.
Also I forgot to mention I am spreading my world class dance moves worldwide. It's the old logical step for world class dance moves. Think about it.
A few weeks ago some chick tried to test my skills in this club called 808. Here are some pics of me shredding her hopes and dreams to pieces:
Before
AfterYou can't see the shame in her face but just read her body language. If we were in Japan she would have had to go out back and put a samurai sword through her torso. I'm pretty sure her whole family would have to actually.
She asked for my number afterwards but I just didn't see her in the same light as before. Once you get burned by this you're changed for life.
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