The other night I attended my first "tiger show." Of all of the things unholy I have seen in my life...I would say everything that went down during the show ends up in the top 20. Here's a list of what this woman did with her hooha:
- pulled out a 15 foot long ribbon (obviously just warming up here)
- shoved a large block of ice in, slammed down on the ground and plopped some cubes out in a glass
- loaded darts in, inserted metal tube and proceeded to shoot and pop balloons 10 ft away
- blew out candles on a birthday cake
- smoked a cigarette
- poured water in and poured coca cola back out
- shot ping pong balls out across the stage
This show was more on the scientific side than the sexy. If there hadn't been horrible asian techno playing, a tacky stage complete with the hood of a mustang sticking out from behind the curtains, a plethora of ugly naked dancing girls, and lady boys pining for a verginer of their own, I would have sworn I was in a laboratory.
At the end of the night I could just barely count on one hand the amount of times my junk was grabbed by either a lady boy or a very old ugly Thai lady (2 and 2).
In the process of looking for a demonstration of the aforementioned ping pong show, I came across this awesome Thai ad.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRsZF3Y7x1w
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why didn't you just cut and paste? http://fromseoul.blogspot.com/2007/06/so-bangkok-is-different.html
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