Tuesday, 29 April 2008

Ronaldo Caught In Sex Scandal

Brazilian football star Ronaldo has been caught up in a sex scandal with three cross-dressing prostitutes

Having dropped off his girlfriend at her house in Rio de Janeiro on Monday night, the 2002 World Cup winner picked up three prostitutes.
When they all booked into a motel, the AC Milan striker discovered that the prostitutes were in fact men.
He told police he was having some psychological problems linked to his injury.
How is it possible to pick up three grown men and believe they are women? I think Ronaldo developed a taste for man meat here in Milan, and more specifically in my area of town called Isola. This is an area I have dubbed "tranny town," or the "tranny triangle."

I think this is a vast cover up on the part of the Brazilian police for Ronaldo's insatiable tranny appetite. Less than two weeks left here. I hope I don't catch tranny fever.

At least I'll be safe in Thailand...

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