I live next to two trannies. These are not just ordinary trannies. They are each about 6'4", 250. Basically a couple of Italian tranny defensive linemen.
I run into one of them on occasion when leaving my apartment and every single time I am scared shitless. They are usually friendly and we exchange a "ciao," but then I feel them oggling my body and I get uncomfortable. Maybe this will pass and we will all become lifelong friends, but you can't imagine the fear that grips me each weekend until you come home at 4 am from a club and you run into a large lady man who stares you down in a creepy silence.
They also hang their thongs on my clothesline out front. And I think I heard one of them screaming "MAMA MIA" the other night...I wear earplugs now.
If nothing else I guess it's good training for Thailand.
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